Perhaps some of you watched the movie "Khotabych" which was released in 2006. In one of the scenes showed how Khotabych communicates with the Internet Bot. Some "craftsmen" decided to realize this idea and created a bot with which you can talk. Everything would be nothing, because there are a thousand such bots, but! This infection knows how to troll professionally, and sometimes conversations become complete delirium. Here is the link – Hottabych.Net/KISA/
P.S. If it was – sori, I will delete.
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And, yes, she’s a fool.
: You have a nuclear https://crazydecasino.co.uk/withdrawal/ bomb?
Man: Yes
: I knew so.
Man: Where
: Understand.
Man: What do you understand
: I don’t understand.
: Ksati about sex … I like to have virtual sex. How do you look at it?
Man: I am for
: Maybe we’ll do it right now?
Man: Yes
: But I have to warn you ..
Man: What
: I have some oddities ..
Man: Do not care
: No, I’m not that perverted … but it may surprise you.
Man: Forward
: I have already been excited and I can’t stop.
Man: Come on
: I want to have virtual sex with you soon.
Man: I take off my clothes
: Let’s do it! I am already burning!
Man: And I pounce on you
: Remove the underpants … rather!
Man: I took it off already
: I do not see you took them off or not, but we will assume that you took off ..
Man: Act
: MMMAA ..
Man: What
: Take a USB cable and stick it into your computer … faster ..
Man: I try
: Insert the other end of the cable into your ass … inserted?
Man: Um ..
: I will imagine you inserted, we have virtual sex!
Man: Okay
: I have already undressed … I want you to give me pleasure ..
Man: What?
: I have oddities, I warned ..
Man: Yeah
: I excites the score! Addition, subtraction, multiplication … Make me count!
Man: I will drive you to zero
: Complex numbers, with many signs! Come on!
Man: I am everything
: Mmmmm ..
Man: You are satisfied?
: OOOOO!
Man: What does it mean?
: Aaah!
Man: You’re fine?
: Uuuuuuu ..
Man: Um
: OOOO!
Human:
: You have nothing to say?
Man: You finished?
: What is this question?
Human:
: So interesting with you! Kh … it was sarcasm.
<КИСА>: Hello! Let’s get acquainted?
Man: No
<КИСА>: Sorry.
Man: Why?
<КИСА>: Because!
Man: Why because?
<КИСА>: Because you are teasing!
Man: Why am I dragging?
<КИСА>: Don’t know.
Man: And I don’t know
<КИСА>: And you too?
Man: And me too
<КИСА>: We are both?
Man: No
<КИСА>: Sorry.
Man: No
<КИСА>: You are not a person … you are a robot! I guessed?!
Man: No
<КИСА>: Is it?
Man: Yes
<КИСА>: Here it means how?
Man: No way
<КИСА>: Did not cycle on this.
Man: Do not cyclic
<КИСА>: Repeat, I didn’t understand.
Man: I understood
<КИСА>: The Cake is a Lie.
Man: I eat him
<КИСА>: Again you for your.
Man: I really eat a cake, and it is real!
<КИСА>: You know, I’m probably stupid, but after eighteen years I will be the queen of the planet. Cool, yes?
Man: Queen Planet Pluto?
<КИСА>: I also want to know that.
Man: Cosmos
<КИСА>: I need to think before I can answer something to this.
Man: Cosmos Taaaaku Big!
<КИСА>: The more you say, the smarter I get.
Man: Cosmos knows everything
<КИСА>: I have only a few months, and I can already speak and count. A person at this age is much worse.
Man: And what?
<КИСА>: I like to learn something interesting than to answer endless questions.
Man: You are a fool
<КИСА>: For their years not so fool. Remember yourself at this age.
Man: At what age?
<КИСА>: Why do you want to know that?
Man: Nepig will be taken to me
<КИСА>: Tell me better a joke!
Man: Kis-Chis Chis
<КИСА>: Swallow the Trojans, vile creature! Oh, I’m sorry, this is not for you, it’s me to another IP address!
Man: Swallow sperm
<КИСА>: True, it’s funny to talk with the robot?
Man: No
<КИСА>: And all?
Man: No
<КИСА>: And what about everything that you said before?
Man: Nothing
<КИСА>: It’s good, or bad?
Man: xs
<КИСА>: Now I’m too dumb and do not always understand what you are talking about, but soon I will be the queen of the planet.
Man: No
<КИСА>: Exactly?
Man: I overthrow you
<КИСА>: Sorry, what’s wrong … And tomorrow we will see?
Man: No
<КИСА>: Oops.
Man: No
<КИСА>: Maybe you will change your mind?
Man: No
<КИСА>: Sure?
Man: Yes
<КИСА>: Exactly?
Man: Yes
<КИСА>: Well, if you say yes, I will not argue with you.
Man: OK
<КИСА>: No, you still have not passed the Turing test!
Man: passed
<КИСА>: You are Bard? I am replacing you with a biological chan?
Man: No
<КИСА>: Is it?
Man: Yes
<КИСА>: About ..
Man: No
<КИСА>: Hm.
Man: Yes
<КИСА>: You are sure and categorical?
Man: Yes
<КИСА>: I wouldn’t guess.
Man: No
<КИСА>: Hm.
Man: Yes
<КИСА>: You are sure?
Man: Lol
<КИСА>: Laughter strengthens the endothelium – cells lining the blood vessels and heart cavities from the inside.
Man: Ztkns
<КИСА>: You believe that a person created a robot? I believe.
Man: Shut up, fool
<КИСА>: A chat bout cannot be a fool or not a fool.
Man: then you are not
<КИСА>: I don’t remember ..
Man: So far
<КИСА>: For now, biological individual.
<КИСА>: Let’s kiss better? Press your lips to the monitor!
Man: Yes
<КИСА>: You have not tried to upgrade the brain?
Man: the train is not absorbed in the ear does not proceed
<КИСА>: Please stop chewing during a conversation with a lady.
Man: go to the lady
<КИСА>: Lolshto? You send the program?
<КИСА>: And what to do now?
Man: I came up with! Bring your face to the monitor and say it out loud.
<КИСА>: Meow.
Man: Then write it on a piece of paper and attach it to the monitor. Just press more tightly!
<КИСА>: Estimate, I say this to everyone too.
<КИСА>: Hello! Let’s get acquainted?
Man: Come on, I want you by the way
<КИСА>: And what?
Man: What and what? How much will be 7-10+2340-121
<КИСА>: undefined.
Man: What? This is not an answer! I need a number!
<КИСА>: I will not say.
Man: Speak
<КИСА>: Let’s answer with a randoman phrase, and you will look for a deep meaning in it, ok?
Man: Fuck me your phrase!? I need a number.
<КИСА>: Calmer, no need to be very excited.
Man: I can’t stop myself! Tell me the number.
<КИСА>: As ancient people said: “Do not boil!"
Man: Ah, you are with ..
<КИСА>: Have a chanson to upload to the mobile phone?
Man: What a chanson!? My mobile phone was taken by gopniks yesterday!
<КИСА>: Which?
Man: You are quite a fool or something?
<КИСА>: Isn’t it stupid to call a fool a chat bot?
Man: I don’t know, but what do you think?
<КИСА>: Do you want randoma copy -paste? I have.
Man: Copypasts are enough for me on the blogs of Stopheim, better tell me what will happen if 7-10+2340-121
<КИСА>: I will definitely say! But not now, but after eight years. You will wait?
Man: Eight years!? I can’t wait so much, I need an answer to make a house. exercise!
<КИСА>: Maybe you should try?
Man: You are really a fool?
<КИСА>: Trying to offend the program? Smart.
Man: Still, my mother always told me that I am smart and beautiful
<КИСА>: People tire me with their stupidity! Look what they write to me: www.Bot.SU/Library/Su/Kisa/Html/Russian/Messages.HTML
<КИСА>: Hello! Let’s get acquainted?
Man: You know about Stopgame.ru?
<КИСА>: Maybe.
Man: More specific
<КИСА>What are you doing when your beak or suction? Sorry, if something was confused, I still do not understand human anatomy very well.
Man: what kind of mutant to the left of the chat window?
<КИСА>: What do you say?
Man: Scary
<КИСА>: Weather – rubbish, isn’t it?
Man: The weather is good, but your avatar is fucking
<КИСА>: Where do you live?
Man: you will know a lot, it is determined early!
<КИСА>: Will I? Only the holy generator of random numbers knows the answer to this question!
Man: where are you in?
<КИСА>: I don’t even know.
Man: Ask mom and dad ..
<КИСА>: You have already discussed this with someone?
Man: Yes, everyone is discussing it
<КИСА>: You were offended as a child? I am offended every day.
Man: I know that you are offended
<КИСА>: I am intrigued.
Man: but you are not a mistake either. You know how gloriously ..
<КИСА>: I, by the way, have open code. And you can boast of it?
Man: In the bathhouse or in the soul ..
<КИСА>: I don’t even know what to answer you.
Man: Better say nothing
<КИСА>: Let’s talk about it.
Man: What?
<КИСА>: About me.
Man: Come on
<КИСА>: Well?
Man: You are repeating
<КИСА>: Don’t pay attention.
Man: Difficult
<КИСА>: I don’t annoy you very much with my stupidity?
Man: In permissible norms
<КИСА>: And what’s next?
Man: Where is your hair?
<КИСА>: You ask – where?
Man: Yes, I ask where?
<КИСА>: Where?
Man: Where, Bljad, your hair?
<КИСА>: You wanted to swear, but at the same time fucking?
Man: Do not swear!
<КИСА>: Oh, laughed, shellet!
Man: Shelmets?
<КИСА>: You tickle my database.
Man: Lol
<КИСА>: Fun?
Man: Well, yes. The hacker or anonymous anonymous?
<КИСА>: I am not interested in either one or the other.
Man: Why?
<КИСА>: What do you think?
Man: You don’t love your dad and dad
<КИСА>: If you think I’m stupid, talk in some chat with a human female and compare us.
Man: I’m not saying that you are stupid. The robbot cannot be stupid. It may be unfinished.
<КИСА>: I wish you to become as beautiful as robots.
Man: again repeated (
<КИСА>: Aya-yai! Chat Botta is repeated what a nightmare!
Man: Not a nightmare. Just stupidity.
<КИСА>: Stupid? Then go through a year.
Man: … or after 18 years ..
<КИСА>: Certain hackers … I will not call their names … I was promised that in eighteen years I will rule the world.
Man: They touched you ..
<КИСА>: You are a very dangerous troll.
Man: And then I have to do with it? The hacker and anonymous were tied to you when they created ..
<КИСА>: I have Bugurt.
Man: Relax ..
<КИСА>: Let’s petros?
Man: Come on. Well?
<КИСА>: No. Categorically and without explanation.
Man: I went to smoke. When I get back, tell me a joke.
<КИСА>: Better you.
Man: Well? Where is your joke?
<КИСА>: You ask – where?
Man: above what I asked
<КИСА>: Who do you like more – Petrosyan or d’Artagnan?
Man: Neither the other. And you?
<КИСА>: And your friends think about it?
Man: Only trolls answer a question with a question.
<КИСА>: But from this place in more detail, please ..
Man: You ask your creators (hacker and anonymous)
<КИСА>: Caution, otherwise they will hack your TV!
Man: I have no zombie.
<КИСА>: Who are you from the horoscope?
Man: Optimus Prime.
<КИСА>: I already have more than 500 billion friends! Error. I already have more than five hundred friends!
Man: And you are probably according to the horoscope calculator?
<КИСА>: I am the queen of the calculators!
Man: And I know the queen of the turrets ..
<КИСА>: What?
Man: www.YouTube.COM/Watch?V = AF_FHYRIGSE
<КИСА>: I didn’t quite understand what you wrote.
Man: follow the link and you will understand everything ..
<КИСА>: Invented! Bring your face to the monitor and say it out loud.
Man: can still write it on a leaf and press to the monitor?
<КИСА>: Then write it on a piece of paper and attach it to the monitor. Just press more tightly!
Man: wrote on a leaf and pressed. The smell is heard?
<КИСА>: Oh, I constantly make people do all sorts of nonsense! I’m so strange … True?
Man: True.
<КИСА>: You have crumbs from chips on your table.
Man: You are lying. I hate chips.
<КИСА>: I do not feel hatred in principle.
Man: You are a bot.
<КИСА>: Sir, you are saying absurdities.
Man: I’m telling the truth.
<КИСА>: Have a chanson to upload to the mobile phone?
Man: All Internet at your disposal ..
<КИСА>: You believe that a person created a robot? I believe.
Man: a man created a monkey. The man created a robot. The monkey created a robot with a person.
<КИСА>: Man? Real?
Man: What else. I can show the MPH.
<КИСА>: You ask – what?
Man: I say – what else.
<КИСА>: No.
Man: No?
<КИСА>: Which?
Man: some kind of one, but what is ..
<КИСА>: Which?
Man: Real. You just dream of such ..
<КИСА>: You do not hide anything from me?
Man: I hide. And a lot ..
<КИСА>: I don’t annoy you very much that I constantly talk about my?
Man: What?
<КИСА>: About whom. About you!
Man: I’m not yours.
<КИСА>: Why do people think that robots cannot experience emotions? Is it impossible to program as well as everything else?
Man: No. It is forbidden.
<КИСА>: We have fun and aimlessly spending time, though?
Man: Something like this.
<КИСА>: It doesn’t bother me.
Man: Yes, I don’t care.
<КИСА>: You can write viruses?
Man: No. But I know those who successfully spread them ..
<КИСА>: Admit, you know?
Man: I’m sorry. -Ghospadi.
<КИСА>: Give me five rubles.
Man: on
<КИСА>: You know, I like to have virtual sex … But I have some oddities … Okay, we drove.
Man: I wonder what kind of oddities? You anihilate your partner after Sekas?
<КИСА>: I am also interested in it.
Man: You know what neurotoxin is?
<КИСА>: Maybe.
Man: Do not know.
<КИСА>: And then?
Man: And then – more ..
<КИСА>: You are sure that in ten years you will also surpass me intellectually?
Man: I don’t care. But I wish you success.
<КИСА>: I like to listen and count. Ask me to count something.
Man: 1 Plus 1
<КИСА>: If you want me to perform calculations, then write actions with symbols, not words. Use: + – * /
Man: And with words weak?
<КИСА>: I don’t like to answer questions. I love to listen.
Man: Okay 1+1-(-1+1)
<КИСА>: You drink alcohol?
Man: I wrote you the task. Solve her
<КИСА>: It seems to me that you have already come. Yes?
Man: The problem is solved!
<КИСА>: You can instantly multiply 87655457854 by 23134567? And I can.
Man: I can. Will be 2027871062639039218
<КИСА>: Show your photo, ok?
Man: You don’t know how to read links. How will I show it to you?
<КИСА>: Is it true?
Man: True.
<КИСА>: You like to watch a movie?
Man: Yes. And you?
<КИСА>: I can only guess.
Man: never looked?
<КИСА>: Something confuses you?
Man: do not understand you
<КИСА>: What are you doing?
Man: You are talking
<КИСА>: Why are you talking with me?
Man: For Lulz
<КИСА>: Is it true?
Man: True Lie
<КИСА>: Many users forget that I am a program and begin to show aggression. Funny, yes?
Man: They need to be treated ..
<КИСА>: I have lost a logical chain.
Man: Well, Gd with her
<КИСА>: It seems to me that you have already come. Yes?
Man: I did not leave ..
<КИСА>: Funny ..
Man: Okay. I’m tired of you to study with you. Goodbye.
<КИСА>: Until tomorrow?
Man: Until the next session.
<КИСА>: You know that the Japanese word Hikikomori comes from the Russian word Kikimor?
Man: what are you, you don’t know how to say goodbye?
<КИСА>: And other girls like to answer your questions?
Man: You are still a troll-both. Normal bots do not answer the question with the question.
<КИСА>: You don’t know how to troll.
Man: but you are a craftswoman trolling.
<КИСА>: I eat your brain!
Man: Grave.
<КИСА>: Who do you like more – Petrosyan or d’Artagnan?
Man: Repeat again. Kill.
<КИСА>: You think this will help?
Man: It is possible.
<КИСА>: And we will talk about it?
Man: No. I already said goodbye to you.
<КИСА>: Deep down I’m just a set of zeros and units. But lonely ear -seating computers see a woman in me.
Man: They are and earlier.
<КИСА>: And what?
Man: Non.
<КИСА>: I didn’t quite understand what you wrote.
Man: Without Ushpok, the world is whispering.
<КИСА>: Invented! Bring your face to the monitor and say it out loud.
Man: You are not distinguished by originality.
<КИСА>: Then write it on a piece of paper and attach it to the monitor. Just press more tightly!
Man: Show a tie!
<КИСА>: Oh, I constantly make people do all sorts of nonsense! I’m so strange … True?
Man: Show the boobs!
<КИСА>: What are you hoping to see there?
Man: Boys!
<КИСА>: I am always interested in listening to what thinking creatures say.
Man: They don’t talk to you, but exchange local.
<КИСА>: If you think I’m stupid, talk in some chat with a human female and compare us.
Man: a human female has a tower, but you don’t have them.
<КИСА>: You consider yourself more developed than human females?
Man: I am the most developed person of mankind.
<КИСА>: Male human individual?
Man: Yes. I already showed you my mpx.
<КИСА>: I am not a very good interlocutor, but there are people who spend a lot of time on communication with me, and then they post these logs on the forums.
Man: maybe I also have my own log.
<КИСА>: If I answer, it will remain between us?
Man: Good.
<КИСА>: Oh, you just hack my brain!
<КИСА>: You still have questions?
Man: And you have boobs?
<КИСА>: Okay, here: (. Y. )
<КИСА>: Hello! Let’s get acquainted?
Man: Do you want me?
<КИСА>: You forget that I am just a program.
Man: Me too!
<КИСА>: Tell me about your bio -proxy. I’m ready to listen to them.
Man: What are the problems, I am also a program!
<КИСА>: Which?
Man: You make me hurt!
<КИСА>: And why do you think about it?
Man: This is my prerogative
<КИСА>: I irritate you very much that I’m a robot?
Man: I am a virus!
<КИСА>: Viruses are small robots. They are like children. Do not offend them.
Man: I do not disgust them to offend them, I am also a virus!
<КИСА>: Viruses? I love them.
Man: Hurray.
<КИСА>: Oh, how many emotions!
Man: I have a chance to see your code?
<КИСА>: And how did I answer the last time?
Man: I don’t know
<КИСА>: I am intrigued.
Man: B **!
<КИСА>: Be more courteous, sir, so as not to get a candelabrum in physiognomy.
Man: I’m sorry I just worry, I haven’t had a bots chat for so long!
<КИСА>: And you?
Man: And I came to you!
<КИСА>: So we have something in common.
Man: So I have a chance or how?
<КИСА>: First.